Longdick Crusades

Cheem Saves the Day

Killing Yuri

Session 3: 4/22/17

  • Players: Chris, Cheem, Drew, Jarek, Trey, Riley
  • The crew is heading to the ship with the 60 nobles and the king

    • We left 300 people to die
  • Cheem hates everyone

    • Everyone hates cheem
  • Dome of darkness is one
  • Hour left to travel to boat
  • Shits about to happen
  •  Party comes up with a plan

    • Cheem must jump king on boat
    • The rest of the party must distract the zombies while the nobles sneak on the boat
  • Riley is going to fuck shit up

    • Jumping on buildings with Grant
  • Military zombies

    • “it’s a Trap!”
  • Captain of the Guard – Yuri

    • Riding a giant zombie dragon
    • Total bad ass
    • We fucked
  • Party vs Yuri

    • Cheem

      • Deferred turn till end

        • Might get king killed
      • Got the king to the boat
      • On a boat mother fucker
      • Saves jalil
      • Kills: 2 Including Yuri

        • Suck it Bitches
        • Saves everyone!

          • Bow down bitches!!!!!!!
    • Torrenn

      • Throws barrels at zombies
      • “run to the boat”

        • Runs away from the boat
      • Surrounded by skeletons
      • Kills: 10
    • Jalil

      • Sir Bearington to the field

        • Bearington Kills: 2
        • Bear vs dragon

          • Does damage to dragon
        • Bear gets fucked – still alive
        • Dies (sad)
    • Riley

      • Falls off a building
      • Counters a zombie
      • Grapples Yuri and fails
      • Yuri beheads riley
      • Kills: 2
    • Jarek

      • Spins and throws barrels like an Olympian
      • Rolling a barrel like a bowler
      • Leaves us to go fuck some pussy
      • Tries to save drew but fails
      • Kills: 4
    • Drew

      • Waiting to shoot fire balls

        • Jk calls down a lightning bolt on barrel
        • Fire spheres
      • Drew is going to fuck shit up

        • Lol jk does nothing
      • Crits – trips
      • Kills: 22
    • Chris

      • Shoots the fucking dragon
      • Cuts the dragon again
      • Crit fails…
      • Heals arm
      • Damn no one can touch him
      • Kills: 1
    • Trey

      • Throws barrels
      • Drew blows up barrel next to trey
      • Crit fails  

        • Black out
      • Kills: 3
    • Grant

      • Crit fails

        • Falls off building
      • Shoots Yuri – 17 damage
      • Roger fails

        • Kills: 3
        • Almost dead
        • Always finds his master
      • On the boat
    • Yuri

      • Cheating
      • Moves closer to Cheem and king
      • Jumps off zombie dragon and slashes riley with sword
      • Crit on riley

        • Almost kills riley
      • Fucking cheating
      • Kills: 1 riley
    • Zombie Dragon

      • Calls more skeleton 
      • Flys and crashes on trey
      • Destroys jarek
      • Kills: 4 (skeletons)
    • Kills

      • Drew – 24 Most kills
      • Jarek – 4
      • Trey – 6
      • Chris – 2
      • Riley – 3 Died
      • Cheem – 2 MVP – killed Yuri
      • Grant – 2
      • Experience – 2057
      • Cheem experience – 2443
    • Everybody on the boat

Comments

Probably has to be my favorite session so far. Nice roleplaying Cheem.

Cheem Saves the Day
King_Cheem

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