Longdick Crusades

Escaping The Castle

That Time Cheem Got Fucked ep. 2

The Longdick Crusades

Session 2

2/25/17

Drew, Trey, Patty, GRANT!, Mitchem, Jarek, Chris

  • Nerdgasm

    • Jarek and Grant (overwatch)
  • Review of last time
  • Cheem takes a huge hit
  •  Cheem gets shit
  • The party starts to head to the dock
  • Shits about to go down
  • LOL “dead” sea (smell) LOL
  • Shit is flying at us

    • Patty starts cheating
    • Chris

      •  lays down some sick beats
      • Protects the king
      • Crit fails
      •  
    • Cheem

      • does not do anything like a bitch
      • got touch and fucked
      • dies

        • somehow still lives
      • needs a long nap
      • is not good in combat
    • Drew

      • Fucks shit up with a fireball
      • LOL jk he does half damage
      • Drew doesn’t care about us
      •  
    • Jarek

      • Hit and crit

        • Flame burst is fucking great
      • 48 damage!!!!!
      • Got a raging boner now
      • Grog has a huge dick – third leg
      • “Cuz math”

        • Jk cant do math
      • Fucks shit up
    • Grant

      • Fucking no scoped a bitch hit and crit
    • Riley

      • Fucking crit fails
      • Got too lit
    • The ghost touches all of us with its voice
    • Grog drops to the floor
    • Roger

      • Miss like a pussy dog
      • Lays down next to his master
      • Actually did something
    • Patty is still fucking cheem
    • Trey

      • Heals Grog
      • Trey smashes ghost – 25 damage
      • Saves cheem
    • Spectra kills himself
    • Kills

      • Jarek – 2
      • Drew – 2
      • Trey – 2
      • Toran – 1

         

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